I was on the commuter rail and a man told me I was pretty and asked for my phone number. I responded with my usual “I’m flattered but I am a lesbian.” Normally this is where men get all embarrassed and walk away or switch their body language to platonic but this guy started yelling at me and said…
android user: "AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy! "
iphone user: "im not really a fanboy "
android user: "let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave "
iphone user: "hey man thats in poor taste "
android user: "good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone* "
iphone user: "it's quite large "
Android user: "you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck* "
iphone user: "oh my god! "
android user: "oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering"