madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation
written by Monica Drake- Clown Girl (via canadumb)

(Source: sweetcheeksaremadeofthese, via doctor-assbutt)

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TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI 1: "What are you wearing? "
2: "Ever been in love? "
3: "Ever had a terrible breakup? "
4: "How tall are you? "
5: "How much do you weigh? "
6: "Any tattoos do you want? "
7: "Any piercings that you want? "
8: "OTP? "
9: "Favorite Show? "
10: "Favorite bands? "
11: "Something you miss? "
12: "Favorite song? "
13: "How old are you? "
14: "Zodiac sign? "
15: "Hair Color? "
16: "Favorite Quote? "
17: "Favorite singer? "
18: "Favorite color? "
19: "Loud music or soft? "
20: "Where do you go when you're sad? "
21: "How long does it take you to shower? "
22: "How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? "
23: "Ever been in a physical fight? "
24: "Turn on? "
25: "Turn off? "
26: "The reason I joined Tumblr? "
27: "Fears? "
28: "Last thing that made you cry? "
29: "Last time you cried? "
30: "Meaning behind your url "
31: "Last book you read? "
32: "Last song you listened to? "
33: "Last show you watched? "
34: "Last person you talked to? "
35: "The relationship between you and the person you last texted? "
36: "Favorite food? "
37: "Place you want to visit? "
38: "Last place you were? "
39: "Do you have a crush? "
40: "Last time you kissed someone? "
41: "Last time you were insulted and what was it? "
42: "What color underwear are you wearing? "
43: "What color shirt are you wearing? "
44: "What color bottoms are you wearing? "
45: "Wearing any bracelets? "
46: "Last sport you played? "
47: "Last song you sang? "
48: "Last prank call you remember doing? "
49: "Last time you hung out with anyone? "
50: "Favorite movie?"
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fuck-it-up-then-die:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI 1: "What are you wearing? "
2: "Ever been in love? "
3: "Ever had a terrible breakup? "
4: "How tall are you? "
5: "How much do you weigh? "
6: "Any tattoos do you want? "
7: "Any piercings that you want? "
8: "OTP? "
9: "Favorite Show? "
10: "Favorite bands? "
11: "Something you miss? "
12: "Favorite song? "
13: "How old are you? "
14: "Zodiac sign? "
15: "Hair Color? "
16: "Favorite Quote? "
17: "Favorite singer? "
18: "Favorite color? "
19: "Loud music or soft? "
20: "Where do you go when you're sad? "
21: "How long does it take you to shower? "
22: "How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? "
23: "Ever been in a physical fight? "
24: "Turn on? "
25: "Turn off? "
26: "The reason I joined Tumblr? "
27: "Fears? "
28: "Last thing that made you cry? "
29: "Last time you cried? "
30: "Meaning behind your url "
31: "Last book you read? "
32: "Last song you listened to? "
33: "Last show you watched? "
34: "Last person you talked to? "
35: "The relationship between you and the person you last texted? "
36: "Favorite food? "
37: "Place you want to visit? "
38: "Last place you were? "
39: "Do you have a crush? "
40: "Last time you kissed someone? "
41: "Last time you were insulted and what was it? "
42: "What color underwear are you wearing? "
43: "What color shirt are you wearing? "
44: "What color bottoms are you wearing? "
45: "Wearing any bracelets? "
46: "Last sport you played? "
47: "Last song you sang? "
48: "Last prank call you remember doing? "
49: "Last time you hung out with anyone? "
50: "Favorite movie?"
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